Props to Marina

Now, I’m a regular Guardian reader, and a big, big fan of the writing of Marina Hyde (which will come as no shock to those who know me). But in this article she has seriously out-done herself while writing about Simon Cowell.

"OK," concedes Simon eventually, "it is true that no one is ever going to publish a book called Simon Cowell, My Struggle."

I might, just for the laugh of seeing the German edition

Brilliant.